To journalism majors at UF: Don’t take Applied Fact Finding, Reporting, and Communication on the Internet all in the same semester.

That said, I’m gonna succumb to the all-too-powerful urge to post about today’s election. For the above reasons, I didn’t vote. Shame on me. But I did get hour by hour calls from my parents, who are working on a campaign in Miami, Fla. I wish now I had recorded their phone calls, add a little audio excitement to this otherwise trite excuse for a blog post.

Move along over to Slate for some election snark.